| Is it too much to ask that you remove your toenails from the couch and floor in the lounge when you're done?
I know I'm too angry, but seriously. Wtf. | comments: Leave a comment   |
| | I'm watching Home of the Brave, it has 50 Cent in it. I'm only watching it for Christina Ricci though. I can't understand a word that Fiddy is saying.. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Love-triangle? Try pentagon. Or hexagon.
Maybe love is too strong a word. Either way, funny. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| * Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
Yossarian did have brains enough and was, and the only thing that stopped him from abandoning his post under fire and scurrying back through the crawlway like a yellow-bellied rat was his unwillingness to entrust the evasive action out of the target area to anybody else. - Catch-22 by Joseph Heller | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Every time I go to get waxed, the Miley Cyrus song '7 things' is always on their TV when I arrive. No exaggeration, at least the last five times I've been.
So I just downloaded the album and it's actually good. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Hey Amber. This post is directed at you, so get annoyed if you want. That last one wasn't. If you really want to know (and I can tell you do), it was actually directed at some of my Scottish relatives.
Don't be so self-absorbed and self-centred as to think that I have nothing else going on in my life that I posted to a livejournal, which I know you can read, about you.
See ya later
Jakeface | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | You've ruined enough lives, including your own. Just go somewhere far away and keep quiet until your time comes. | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| So if I can't be emo on Livejournal, where can I be emo?
My knee hurts so badly, my hips are aching continuously, my shoulders are sore from my godamn breasticles and my ear has been aching for about 6 months now, but there's nothing wrong with it. Can I cry yet? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| FAO Australian locals.
Do you know any websites where they sell cheap shoes? Preferably skate-shoe-type-things ? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| There's an annoying lady at work. She's the obligatory one that every office has.
She started off by telling me about little things I was doing wrong. On my first day. Tiny things that were actually irrelevant but she wanted them done in that particular way.
Now that I've settled in she's started telling me off for things I might do in the future. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| So Ebay buyers are stupid and annoying. If I've listed only paypal as the payment option, then don't ask for my bank details. And if you send to the wrong paypal account because I accidentally change the address in the middle of a transaction, don't take weeks to sort it out - I still expect payment relatively quickly. I gave you detailed instructions on how to change it. Yes I was in the wrong, but you're a fucking idiot.
In other news, I have amazing destructive powers. Yesterday I pulled the kitchen door handle off. This morning I went swimming, and my membership tag made their computer crash. Then the tram broke on the way home. Then a taxi's engine made weird noises and smoked as I walked past it.
And yet I still insisted on making pancakes when I got home. Thankfully I haven't broken anything else. Yet. | | comments: Leave a comment |
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